Me answering phone: Technology.
Idiot: My screen is black.
Me: Is it on?
Idiot: I don’t know. It went black and I keep clicking the mouse and nothing is happening. So I turned off the … the… you know, the big thing under my desk…?
Me: The computer?
Literally my life is a scene out of The IT Crowd. BTW, went upstairs to find she has cleaned her office and unplugged it…..
Can it be going home and drinking beer time now?